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Camper-Wahn

09 12 2007
(22.10.2007-23.11.2007)


Teil I der Camper-Wahn-Misere: Die Schimmellette



Nach zahllosen Telefonaten mit so ziemlich allen in Cairns ansässigen Autoverleihern geraten wir am Dienstag, den 23. Oktober, an eine kleine Firma, die uns zu einem echt passablen Preis ein kleines fahrbares Eigenheim vermieten will. Für eine kurze Begutachtung wird der Putzvorgang unterbrochen und das Vehikel zu uns gebracht. Gerade von dreieinhalb Monaten Dauerausleihe zurückgekommen, macht der Kleine leider keinen besonders leckeren Eindruck: Schimmelflecken überm Fahrersitz und an diversen anderen Stellen. Aber der Verleiher zerstreut unsere Bedenken: Wenn da erstmal genug Chlor drüber geschüttet wurde, dann sei das alles kein Thema mehr, jeder Campervan sehe gelegentlich mal so aus, morgen sei nichts mehr davon übrig. Und so stechen wir am 24. Oktober mit unserer Schimmellette, die auf den ersten Blick tatsächlich ganz okay aussieht, in See. Um am Abend, nachdem sich doch so diverse Schimmelstellen gezeigt haben, todunglücklich eine Krisensitzung einzuberufen, was nun geschehen soll. Ruinieren wir uns wirklich unsere Lungen, nur um ein paar lumpige Dollars zu sparen?

Teil II der Camper-Wahn-Misere: Der Luxushase



Am nächsten Morgen steht die Entscheidung fest: No way! Wir geben die Karre zurück. Leider sammelt unsere Frontscheibe auf dem Weg zurück ins beschauliche Cairns die Steine ein, die der Vordermann verliert, so dass wir leider auch noch einen Sprung in der Scheibe bezahlen müssen. Aber dazu später mehr. Zunächst schnuppern wir auf dem Weg in die Stadt doch gleich mal noch bei Apollo rein, ob die vielleicht einen anderen Camper für uns da haben. Und siehe da: Wir haben Glück. Ein Hippie-Camper zu unserer Verfügung, völlig schimmelfrei und nur unerheblich teurer. Wir sind beflügelt, nun nur noch schnell den anderen Camper loswerden und es kann losgehen.

Tatsächlich nimmt die kleine Firma den Camper anstandslos zurück und gibt uns unser Geld wieder, nur eben die Vermittlungsgebühr geht flöten, weil wir übers Hostel gebucht haben. Zweihundert Dollar. Und natürlich der Sprung in der Scheibe. Nochmal fünfundsechzig Dollar. Aber wir sind trotzdem happy.

Wir laden unseren ganzen Scheiß vom Großeinkauf am Vortag in ein Taxi, neben unseren Rucksäcken sind das zwei große Kisten mit Nahrungsmitteln, drei Fünfzehnliter-Kanister Wasser und diverse einzelne Gegenstände, die wir gerade nicht in unsere Rucksäcke packen wollen. Bei Apollo angekommen, ist dann leider der Camper schon weg (oder war wahrscheinlich nie verfügbar, aber das Buchungssystem nicht up to date). Naja. Wir rennen also kreuz und quer zu den verschiedenen zu Fuß erreichbaren Camperverleihen, holen Angebote ein, vergleichen, aber viel zu vergleichen gibt es da nichts, es ist kaum etwas verfügbar, was nicht auch schimmlig wäre. Also landen wir schließlich bei einer Notlösung, die da wäre: Wir mieten einen Hitop, eine Luxuskarosse mit erhöhtem Dach und Mikrowelle, die unser Budget strapaziert, und tauschen sie nach einer Woche, wenn dann endlich wieder ein Hippie-Camper verfügbar ist, gegen eben diesen um. Nachteil: Wir müssen am Austauschtag doppelt bezahlen. Vorteil: Unsere nette Servicemitarbeiterin Holly hat wegen der Sache mit dem nicht verfügbaren Camper ein derart schlechtes Gewissen, dass sie uns einen Discount rausschlägt. Der es aber leider nicht raushaut.

Mit dem Hitop verleben wir dann ein paar sagenhafte Tage im Daintree National Park und bringen ihn eine knappe Woche später unbeschadet wieder nach Cairns zurück. Was für ein Wunder das ist, wird uns erst später klar.

Teil III der Camper-Wahn-Misere: Der Unglücksrabe




Beim Mieten des dritten Campers innerhalb einer Woche streikt dann - oh Wunder - die Kreditkarte. So können wir nicht die von uns angepeilte "mittlere" Versicherung (1200 AU$ Selbstbeteiligung für 12AU$ pro Tag) wählen, sondern müssen stattdessen auf 20AU$ täglich gehen, dafür aber im Schadensfalle nur noch 100AU$ Selbstbeteiligung zuzüglich einer Bearbeitungsgebühr von 75AU$ (leuchtet vielleicht nicht unmittelbar ein, aber für Interessierte: Die Versicherungssumme wird auf der Kreditkarte eingefroren, die Mit- bzw. Versicherungsgebühr kann auch bar bezahlt werden).

Und das ist er dann. Der Campervan unseres Herzens. Der Hippie-Camper von Apollo, den Apollo aber auf der offiziellen Apollo-Seite nicht bewirbt, sondern auf einer separaten Hippie-Camper-Seite. Hippie, eine Marke, vermutlich von Apollo geschaffen, um eine Scheibe von Wicked-Camper-Kuchen abzubekommen. (Dabei haben die Hippie-Camper aber eine weit bessere Qualität: Während wir von den Wicked-Campern fast ausschließlich Horror-Stories gehört haben - kein fünfter Gang, kein Rückwärtsgang, undichtes Dach, jeden Tag Kühlwasser nachfüllen - ist unser Hippie-Camper ein fast brandneues Fahrzeug, mit nur 3000 km, denen wir im Laufe der nächsten vier Wochen 4500 weitere hinzufügen werden).

Wir parken unseren Hippiecamper erleichtert, fast stolz, im Stadtzentrum von Cairns, aber leider ist Halloween und die Stadt voller Besoffener. Als wir zurückkommen, hat unser Camper leider eine riesen Delle. Die wir brav am nächsten morgen bei Apollo melden, was unser Portemonnaie natürlich um hundertfünfundsiebzig Australische Dollar leichter macht, aber immerhin nicht um eintausendzweihundert. (Einen Dank an die Kreditkarte und das Schicksal). Doch dann geht's ins Outback (Bericht folgt bald), und das - wieder oh Wunder! - übersteht der Camper ohne Schäden. Nur dreckig wird er bis unter die Radkappen.

Kaum zurück in der Zivilisation, Highway Number One, fliegt uns ein zweiter Stein in die Scheibe. Dem Rat von Apollo folgend, bringen wir das Vehikel an meinem Geburtstag in die Werkstatt, aber dort macht die unfähige fünfundzwanzigjährige Tochter des Werkstattfritzen aus dem kleinen Schmiss ein Riesenmonser von einem Sprung. Um den Pfusch zu vertuschen, fängt der Vater ein Plaudergespräch über Australien im Allgemeinen und Speziellen an, und gibt uns am Ende einen tollen Rabatt. Wir zahlen leider treudoof, zum Einen, weil er uns immer wieder versichert, dass er für solche Reparaturen keine Garantie übernehmen könne, da er vorher nie wisse, wieviel Spannung auf der Scheibe sei (und wir halt keine Ahnung haben), zum anderen, weil es halt mein Geburtstag ist und wir nicht den ganzen Tag in der Werkstatt verbringen wollen.

Das ist natürlich ein Fehler, denn bei der Rückgabe unseres Campers will Apollo die Scheibe bezahlt bekommen, und wir müssen wieder hundertfünfundsiebzig Dollar hinblättern. Und so verlassen wir dann mit hängenden Köpfen die Apollofiliale in Brisbane, nun um insgesamt (Mietgebühren+Versicherungsgebühren+ Selbst- beteiligungssummen+Unfallbearbeitungsgebühren+Kommissionen+Sonderangebots- Pfusch-Reparaturen) circa dreitausenddreihundert Dollar ärmer.

Und wir wissen: Ab jetzt reisen wir mit dem Bus.

Carmen



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