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Paartherapie #1: Ein Stück in fünf Akten

05 02 2008
Okarito (17.12.2007)

Ohne explizit danach zu suchen, bietet eine solch ausgedehnte Reise von Zeit zu Zeit ungeplante Prüfungssituationen für Paare. Oder auch spontane, dem Leben entsprungene Paartherapie. Ein erster Meilenstein in diesem Sinne waren vierundzwanzig Stunden mit zwei eigenartigen Schweizern auf kleinstem Raum im Hostel eines abgelegenen Dorfes an der Westküste der neuseeländischen Südinsel.

Handelnde Personen
  • DER BÄRTIGE - ein junger Mann, Österreicher, in seinen mittleren Dreißigern, schlank, bärtig
  • DIE RUBENSDAME - eine junge Frau, Deutsche, in ihren frühen Dreißigern, Rubenstyp
  • DIE HOTPANTS - eine junge Frau, Schweizerin, in ihren frühen Zwanzigern, ebenfalls Rubenstyp, Hotpants
  • DAS TAUSENDGESICHT - ein junger Mann, Schweizer, in seinen mittleren Zwanzigern, Allerweltsgesicht
  • DIE RASTAFRAU - eine junge Frau, in ihren späten Zwanzigern, alternativer Typ
  • EIN KLEINER HUND


Erster Akt: Die Ankunft
Ein großes Zimmer. Im Hintergrund zwei dreistöckige Betten. Links davon eine Tür zum Nebenzimmer. Daneben die Tür nach draußen, darüber ein großes gemaltes Yin-Yang-Zeichen in gelb und rot. Links im Vordergrund eine Kochzeile, darüber ein Fenster nach draußen. Rechts einige Sitzgelegenheiten, Sofas, darüber ebenfalls Fenster. In der Mitte ein länglicher Tisch mit einem Weihnachtsbäumchen aus Lametta. Regen prasselt gegen die Fenster und auf das Wellblechdach.



Der Bärtige und die Rubensdame, beide schwer beladen und offensichtlich nass, beziehen das Zimmer. Aus ihrem Gespräch wird deutlich, dass sich nebenan ein weiterer Schlafraum befindet, doch die beiden einigen sich darauf, sich in der großen Wohn-Ess-Schlaf-Küche niederzulassen. Sie richten sich ein, spannen eine Wäscheleine, auf der sie ihre nassen Sachen zum Trocknen aufhängen, verteilen ihre restlichen Sachen großzügig auf die dreißig Quadratmeter, kochen sich Tee, fläzen sich auf die Sitzgelegenheiten, versuchen sich die Regeln des Canaster spielens anzueignen. Ein kurzer Dialog erklärt die Notwendigkeit eines Telefonats vom Apparat auf dem nahegelegenen Campingplatz. Der Bärtige zieht seinen Regenmantel an. Ab. Die Rubensdame tritt nach vorne und erläutert in einem Monolog den Zustand der menschlichen Beziehungen zu Anbeginn des 21. Jahrhunderts und brütet über der Zweifelhaftigkeit aller Entscheidungen des Herzens in einer Welt der unbeschränkten Möglichkeiten. Der Bärtige steht draußen am Fenster, liest ihr von den Lippen ab und nickt bedrückt zustimmend.

Zweiter Akt: Die Okkupation
Die Rubensdame alleine im Zimmer. Geräusche von der Hintertür. Die Rubensdame öffnet. Auftritt die Hotpants und das Tausendgesicht. Die Hotpants fragt mit unüberhörbarem germanischem Akzent nach einer Rezeptionsdame. Die Rubensdame erklärt das am anderen Ende des Dorfes untergebrachte Selbstregistrier-System. Weist auch beiläufig auf den zweiten Schlafraum hin. Bietet dann an, man könne auch deutsch reden. Kurze Konversation auf Deutsch über die Herkunftorte. Die Hotpants und das Tausendgesicht ab.
Auftritt der Bärtige. Die Rubensdame berichtet von den Neuankömmlingen. Es folgt hektisches Beiseiteräumen der Siebensachen, eine paar Dinge werden in Taschen verstaut.
Auftritt die Hotpants und das Tausendgesicht. Beide klemmen wortlos und zielstrebig ihre Buchungsbelege an die dafür vorgesehenen Vorrichtungen und sichern sich somit ihre Betten im großen Raum. Sachen werden nach drinnen getragen. Der Bärtige und die Rubensdame tauschen irritierte Blicke und gestikulieren bedauernd in Richtung Nebenzimmer.

Dritter Akt: Die Konversation
Die Schweizer richten sich ein. Die Hotpants kocht eine Reisschlonze. Das Tausendgesicht geht in Regenkleidung alleine nach draußen. Die Hotpants füllt die Reisschlonze in Tupperdosen ab. Das Tausendgesicht kommt zurück, legt sich aufs Bett und liest. Die Hotpants zieht sich an und geht nach draußen. Kein Dialog.
Der Bärtige und die Rubensdame versuchen angestrengt sich natürlich zu verhalten. Unterhalten sich weiterhin wie vorher, spielen weiter Canaster, wirken aber angespannt. Das Tausendgesicht liest weiterhin.
Die Hotpants kommt zurück. Sie berichtet trocken auf Englisch von der Schönheit des Strandes. Der Bärtige und die Rubensdame blicken sich um: Mit wem redet sie?
Die Hotpants deckt für eine Person und verzehrt ihr Abendbrot. Sie spült ihr Geschirr und setzt sich mit einem Buch auf das Sofa. Das Tausendgesicht deckt für eine Person und verzehrt sein Abendbrot. Er spült sein Geschirr und geht mit einem Buch zu Bett. Die Rubensdame und der Bärtige essen gemeinsam zu Abend und plaudern bemüht gegen die Stille an. Die Hotpants geht zu Bett. Die Rubensdame und der Bärtige spülen leise ihr Geschirr. Das Tausendgesicht schläft. Die Hotpants liest, legt dann ihr Buch weg. Die Rubensdame und der Bärtige gehen ebenfalls zu Bett und löschen das Licht.




Vierter Akt: Das Frühstück
Zweiter Tag. Das Tausendgesicht und die Hotpants beginnen zu rascheln. Die Rubensdame und der Bärtige erwachen. Die Hotpants und das Tausendgesicht packen. Die Rubensdame und der Bärtige wünschen sich gegenseitig einen guten Morgen. Der Bärtige kocht Tee, die Rubensdame deckt den Tisch für zwei. Sie frühstücken gemeinsam. Die Rubensdame teilt dem Bärtigen mit, dass sie eine Freundin anrufen möchte. Ab.
Die Hotpants deckt den Tisch für eine Person. Sie frühstückt.
Das Tausendgesicht deckt für eine Person und setzt sich zur Hotpants.
Der Bärtige zeigt sich irritiert.
Die Hotpants und das Tausendgesicht frühstücken miteinander.
Der Bärtige völlig irritiert.
Die Hotpants und das Tausendgesicht besprechen ihre Weiterfahrt in Englisch.
Der Bärtige: ???
Die Hotpants und das Tausendgesicht verabschieden sich auf Deutsch.




Fünfter Akt: Die Katharsis
Draußen, Sonnenschein, Meeresrauschen, Möwengeschrei. Die Rastafrau putzt die Fenster von außen. Der Bärtige spielt mit einem kleinen Hund.



Auftritt die Rubensdame. Sie macht Fotos vom Bärtigen und dem kleinen Hund. Die Rastafrau auf dem Fahrrad mit dem Hund ab. Der Bärtige berichtet vom Frühstück mit den Schweizern. Die beiden führen ein langes, kathartisches Gespräch über die letzten vierundzwanzig Stunden. Sie fallen sich in die Arme, fühlen sich näher denn je.
Vorhang.

Epilog: Das Wiedersehen
Zwei Wochen später. Anonymes Stadthostel, Speisesaal, Morgenstimmung.
Auftritt die Rubensdame und der Bärtige. Sie bereiten ein Frühstück vor. Am anderen Ende des Saales erblicken sie die Hotpants in einer Jogginghose mit Müsli. Sie blicken einander an, schauen dann in die Gegenrichtung. Dort sehen sie das Tausendgesicht in Jogginghose mit Müsli.
Die Rubensdame und der Bärtige küssen sich liebevoll.
Vorhang.

Carmen und Thom



Māori basics

04 02 2008
New Zealand (November + December 2007 / January 2008)


Kea ora! (Welcome!)

This is a loose collection of information on indigenous culture that I gathered during our trip through Aotearoa (NZ). It is neither complete nor comprehensive, and not the slightest bit scientific. I have neither attempted to display competence nor accuracy, and had no intention whatsoever to go to any depth. I just put it down to make sure that I won´t forget the things I learned. For a more (much much more) accurate account of the whole issue, please visit the wikipedia page on Māori culture and language and follow the external links there.

Language

Unlike Australia, New Zealand seems to be very aware and appreciative of its indigenous past. The place names in particular reflect the fact that the immigrants from Polynesia who arrived around 1000 years ago did inhabit most of the island, naming places and outstanding parts of the scenery in their imported language.

Originally, there was no written form of the language, all knowledge was passed on orally. The way the language is spelled today was introduced by the white people and has been standardised, so usually there are unambiguous ways of writing Māori words. (The only really confusing thing we encountered was the way "Whanganui" or "Wanganui" was pronounced and consequently spelled. It does make a difference because "wh-" is used to transcribe the sound "f". It seems that the river, the tribe and the national park of this name are written with "h", whereas the town of Wanganui omits it. Even the Kiwi locals were confused when we asked them about this word; most of them pronounced it with "w" rather than "f", no matter how it was written.)

Many Māori words consist of a very regular alteration of consonant and vowel (there are less sounds than in e.g. German or English). Numerous place names consist of small units (like "lake", "mountain") that are put together to form more complex words. Since many of these elements are used in many place names, travelling in NZ can become very confusing for the first time visitor: Due to the similarity of the words one keeps mixing up the places, and it takes some time to get used to it.

Some examples:

Aotearoa: New Zealand (literally: The island of the long white cloud)
Piopiotahi: The Milford Sound (the final destination of the Milford Track that we did in December)
Te Rua-o-te-moko: Fjordland
Pakeha: foreign white people / settlers
pounamu or takiwai: the greenstone, central to Māori beliefs and spirituality
paua: a shell species that is rich in mother of pearl and is used for decoration

The Māori word stress is quite regular. The following hierarchy applies:
1. The first syllable containing a double vowel is stressed.
2. If 1. does not apply, the first diphthong is stressed.
3. If 2. does not apply, the first vowel is stressed.
Note that if words are compound words (put together from several words) the rules apply to each component, so there will be several stressed syllables in long compound words.


History
I just noted down some of the most significant events in NZ.

1200 Māori arrive in great numbers from Polynesia
1500 Contact with Polynesia ends
1642 Dutch explorer Abel Tasman "discovers" NZ, but never sets foot on it. Instead he goes on after two of his sailors have been killed by natives
1769 Englishman James Cook arrives in NZ, paving the way for the British settlement
1790s-1830s NZ is part of Australia
1820s Intertribal fighting occurs, traded guns are used
1830 The Māoritanga, the Māori way of life begins to disappear because of missions and exploitation through settlers
1840 The "Treaty of Waitangi" between some Māori chiefs and the Queen of England establishes something like a peaceful coexistence, but (deliberate?) translation mistakes in the two language versions pave the way for more exploitation (they are still controversial today)
1852 NZ becomes a self-governed colony
1860-1881 New Zealand wars over land rights in the western part of the North Island
1893 NZ is the first country to introduce full women´s suffrage (Even though it happened really by accident, the Kiwis are quite proud of that)
1907 NZ becomes a dominion
1918-1967 Six o´clock swill
1947-75 The "Ten Pound Poms" arrive: To increase the British immigration, English people are offered cheap passages to NZ (for 10 Pounds)
1987 NZ becomes a "Nuclear-free Zone", bravely refusing nuclear powered American war ships to enter their harbours
2005 The Māori Party is established and for the first time represents the Maori population in parliament

Links
Aotearoa Independent Media Centre
Wikipedia about Māori

Ka kite ano! (Good bye!)

Thom


Weight Watchers - Wir haben abgespeckt

04 02 2008
Auckland (15.01.2008)


Die Geschichte unseres Gepäcks: Aufgebrochen waren wir mit jeweils rund 18 Kilo. Bis Neuseeland hatten sich jedoch rund 25 Kilo pro Nase angesammelt, inklusive Essen (und das, obwohl wir Silke und Robinson in Kambodscha bereits ein paar viele Sachen mitgegeben hatten; O-Ton Robinson: "Bin ich hier die Müllhalde der Backpackerszene?"). Da wir allerlei Trekking vorhatten, beschlossen wir in Lake Tekapo (kurz nach Christchurch) uns einen Teil unseres Krempels (etwa 10 Kilo), den wir vor Südamerika nicht mehr brauchen würden (z.B. die komplette Moskito- und Malaria-Schutzausstattung sowie zwei fast völlig unbenutzte selbstaufblasende Isomatten) nach Auckland ins Hostel zu schicken, wo wir sechs Wochen später ankommen würden. Hat sich gelohnt, wir konnten wieder ohne Gehhilfe laufen. Jetzt in Aucky haben wir nun neu gemistet, 10 Kilo zur Homebase Münchberg geschickt, eine Menge weggeschmissen und gespendet (z.B. die superstinkenden Trekkingsandalen) und uns auf rund 15/16 Kilo pro Nase runtergebracht. Das fühlt sich gut an. Trotzdem schielen wir immer noch neidisch auf Menschen, die anscheinend (scheinbar?) mit Daypacks unterwegs sind. Mit 7 Kilo um die Welt. Was kann noch raus?

Thom und Carmen



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